At what point does a "tattoo" become just a label?
At what point does a tattoo become just a label?
I get it, some tattoos are actually meaningful and all. But let's be honest, some of them are just begging to have a price and bar code added.
Like a heart is fine, but what happens when you add a girlfriend's name? Is it a label now?
How about if we cross off the first girlfriends name and add a second and it runs off the heart a little? Now it's a label: idiot who bought his own tattoo gun.
Take away the heart in the background and now we just have a guy who dates girls with tattoo guns.
Has anyone in a relationship ever asked their significant other to get their name tattoed on them? I figure some people do it as a test of whether or not the relationship is going to work out.
"Honey, I'd love it if you'd get my name tattoed on your eye....it'd be so attractive."
And if the guy is like, "Yeah? Really? Alright, let's do it!" then you know to end it right then and there.
The weirdest thing I've ever seen was a girl who had a vial of her boyfriend's blood on a necklace. I was dumb enough to ask her about it too, like, "Hey, what's your necklace?"
"Oh, it's Michael's blood. Everyone seems to think it's really weird."
"Really? I can't imagine why."
She was wearing black that day. I'm no fashion expert, but that accessory and that color should only be worn together if you're lugging around your own coffin to take a nap in.
At what point does a tattoo become just a label?
I get it, some tattoos are actually meaningful and all. But let's be honest, some of them are just begging to have a price and bar code added.
Like a heart is fine, but what happens when you add a girlfriend's name? Is it a label now?
How about if we cross off the first girlfriends name and add a second and it runs off the heart a little? Now it's a label: idiot who bought his own tattoo gun.
Take away the heart in the background and now we just have a guy who dates girls with tattoo guns.
Has anyone in a relationship ever asked their significant other to get their name tattoed on them? I figure some people do it as a test of whether or not the relationship is going to work out.
"Honey, I'd love it if you'd get my name tattoed on your eye....it'd be so attractive."
And if the guy is like, "Yeah? Really? Alright, let's do it!" then you know to end it right then and there.
The weirdest thing I've ever seen was a girl who had a vial of her boyfriend's blood on a necklace. I was dumb enough to ask her about it too, like, "Hey, what's your necklace?"
"Oh, it's Michael's blood. Everyone seems to think it's really weird."
"Really? I can't imagine why."
She was wearing black that day. I'm no fashion expert, but that accessory and that color should only be worn together if you're lugging around your own coffin to take a nap in.
